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Laughter and Health!
Laughter and Health!
We've long known that the ability to laugh is helpful to those coping with major illness and the stress of life's problems. But researchers are now saying laughter can do a lot more -- it can basically bring balance to all...
MARCH MADNESS & MERRIMENT!
Copyright "The Quipping Queen" 2005. MARCH MADNESS & MERRIMENT! -- Or, eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in March 2005 -- **Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon Let’s see…it’s March. According to...
Special Delivery! Tips for Improving Your Humor
Delivering humorous speeches involves a lot more than simply having good material. Take some time to incorporate these tips into your presentations and watch the fun and laughter factors rise. In Fun Sigmund Freud wrote: "The most favorable...
Tax Jokes And Quotes
Do you realize that some tax forms ask you to check a box if
you are BLIND?
Quote: “Two years ago it was impossible to get through on
the phone to the IRS. Now it's just hard to get through.
That's progress.”
-Charles Rossotti,...
TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2005. TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS -- Or, there's more to being dumb than you think! -- North America, (and some might even go so far as to include a country due north of the 49th parallel known as "The Land of...
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Top 10 ways to introduce a little excitement into your workplace
10. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
9. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
Then wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially
effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
8. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these
names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry. I'm going to have
to disagree with you there, Chachi."
7. Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing.
For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom doing a number 2."
6. "Highlight" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes
since you did this.
5. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
4. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time
for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during
the meeting. During
the meeting eat 5 entire raw onions.
4b. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want
fries with that.
3a. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair
dancing.
3b. Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many."
2. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
1. Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the
lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back,
pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
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